A so-called "imaginary" disaster has hit Bikini Bottom, but should you actually be worried? What are the new Crazy Goggles doing to Patrick's eyes? I'm your host Perch Perkins with the latest local news! Here's today's rundown: Intro + Top Stories with Lurch Lerkins? Crazy Googles RECALLED Drawing Conclusions w/ Intern DoodleBob Trend Alert: Boxes! Just Boxes. Perch Phone: Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen "Imaginary" Disaster Strikes Bikini Bottom! Outro
