- Milkin Cows: Tom the cop milks cows in downtown Toronto. Derek is interviewed and says its great and artistic - Intro - Electric Fly swatter test on Glenn - You can order these amazing products - Dancing with dead fishes - A fan writes: Glenn does nothing on the show. Spraying a Polaroid of Glenn Humplik with milk - Security Enthusiast - The man with paper wings - Toms revenge on metro magazine - "I love you Glenn": Tamera the stripper gives glenn a lap dance - More fly swatter fun - Talking with the deaf old man part 2 "can ladies wear shorts?" - Chainsawing the desk.. putting the head through the hole - Kids should enjoy nature.. they shouldnt do drugs and put their penises into vaginas ok!